11 Apr 2020 19:13:43
My wife has told me I should put a clean pair of socks on every day.
Come Saturday I couldn`t get my shoes on.

1.) 11 Apr 2020
11 Apr 2020 19:33:30
A man had his credit card stolen however he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife.

2.) 11 Apr 2020
11 Apr 2020 20:01:16
I went for a job the other day, the bloke said where you from I said England, he said have you lived here all your life, I said not yet.

3.) 11 Apr 2020
11 Apr 2020 21:29:06
A man walks into a zoo only to find the only animal in it is a dog, it’s a Shih tzu.

4.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 05:26:56
Awful joke 😂😂😂.

5.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 11:15:51
I always know when it's the mother in law knocking at the door because the mice start throwing themselves on the traps.

6.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 12:12:32
4eva, where have you been?
I know it was awful but all the best ones get censored, lol 😂 anyway let’s hear yours mate 😄.

7.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 12:31:42
Villaman, you know I like an anagram, if you rearrange the letters of mother in law you can get woman hitler, 😉.

8.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 14:20:29
Mark I've known some women that would have made him look like a saint 😂😂.

9.) 12 Apr 2020
12 Apr 2020 15:18:05
Me too Moose, I got divorced to one of them, I’m still recovering from it 8 years later mate 😅.