25 Oct 2020 08:31:22
Just a quick joke to hopefully cheer up any who are still cheesed off:
Ian the scouser wins a coach trip to Nevada, on the last night they pull into a roadside bar for a rest break and refreshments, Ian heads to the bar and sees a stage with a red Indian in full tribal attire sitting at a table with an empty chair opposite, puzzled by this he asks the barman what's that for, the barman replies if you buy the Indian chief a bottle of whiskey he'll answer any question you ask correctly,

Ian buys a bottle of whiskey and walks to the stage, sits down and the chief asks him to start when he's ready;first question he asks is "who won the f. a. cup in 1965?", the chief doesn't hesitate"liverpool"he says, Ian is shocked he knows but carries on, "who did they beat? ", again the chief replies "Leeds united", Ian is again impressed, he then asks what was the score? ",

not flinching the chief says"2-1", Ian is gob-smacked but again keeps his cool and asks who scored the winning goal? ", the chief quick as a flash says"Ian St. John", Ian is totally lost for words but before he can say anything the tour guide calls for everyone to get back on the bus, Ian gives the chief the bottle of whiskey and thanks him, the chief nods thank you and Ian departs to the coach, for the rest of the trip Ian comes to the conclusion he must someday come back and ask the chief questions on other things like, life, the search for aliens, is there a God and maybe how to win the lottery.

Fast forward 2 years and Ian had saved enough to book a flight, hotel and car so he could go back to the roadside bar to see the chief again, after pulling in to the roadside bar, parking and entering the saloon sure enough there was the chief on stage with table and empty chair waiting, Ian rushed to the bar, bought the best whiskey they had and made his way to the stage,

this time though, Ian thought, he would show more respect to the wise man in front of him, as he approached the chief, a million questions raced through his mind, the chief looked up from the table and acknowledged Ian, so to show respect Ian bowed his head and when he reached chief he held up his hand in a tradional red Indian greeting and said "How", quick as a flash without hesitation the chief replied "a diving header inside the 6 yard box"!

1.) 25 Oct 2020
25 Oct 2020 10:53:06
🤦🏻‍♂️ Nice one class.

2.) 25 Oct 2020
25 Oct 2020 12:39:24
That`s a cracker 82, after the long read my fingers were crossed on a good finish, worth the read mate. 👍.